Heidi Montag Is Selling Her Sex Tape
Sad plastic fame-whore and generally damaged person Heidi Montag has agreed to sit down with Vivid Entertainment “Porn King” Steve Hirsch to talk about selling her sex tape with husband Spencer Pratt, TMZ has learned.
Hirsch will be flying down to Costa Rica - where Montag was recently photographed with her (ex?) hubby - to meet with the former Hills reality star and make her an offer on the tape, including a possible “back-end deal” if she refuses his initial offer. Sounds like great material for a sequel, if you ask me!
Ever since their supposed “breakup,” speculation has abounded that the couple’s well-publicized drama was merely a not-at-all-subtle and mostly pathetic attempt to garner enough interest to get the ball rolling on another reality show deal.
Either way, I’ll leave it up to you to decide which is more heartbreaking from a human interest standpoint: a fake breakup, fake divorce, and fake battle over an alleged sex tape (involving a threesome with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon!) to get money and attention, or a real breakup that ends with the tragedy that is two people being degraded by the fleshy naked presence (shudder) of Spencer Pratt for a multimillion dollar payoff?
Everything about this is sad, sad, sad. Don’t people know you can download celebrity sex tapes for free online? That’s really the saddest part of this. Who are these hypothetical people who are going to pay money to see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having sex? Old people who don’t know how to use computers? This is an issue of grave national importance.